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My Marshall Plan for America
As host of Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall was often overlooked. It was a thankless job: he didn’t get to deliver the clever quips like Paul Lynde or George Gobel, he didn’t win any money, and he didn’t even decide which stars would answer the questions. Yet without Peter Marshall, nobody won a thing. In many ways, that is the exact same job as that of a Congressman. We're often overlooked too, but I'm sure that my Marshall Plan to make America feel like winners once again.
Carry the Torch for Trump's Agenda
Jack Kimble has always been a loyal supporter of President Trump and a staunch supporter of the America First movement. Both President Trump and Jack Kimble have been targeted in politically motivated witch hunts because there’s nothing that scares the establishment more than courageous conservatives who never back down from standing up for the American people, fight like Hell and love a good nap. Don't let them win.
Raise the Retirement Age
Due to the Biden administration, social security is in dire straits. I believe that as a country we must come together to fix it before much more drastic steps are necessary. The problem is that under President Trump, life expectancy is shooting the roof and thinking that people need to retire or even want to retire at 65 is wrong. My simple solution is to raise the retirement age by one year every year for the next twenty years. It will be such a small change that most people won't even really feel it.
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2027 = 65 year old retirement age
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2028 = 66 year old retirement age
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2029 = 67 year old retirement age
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2034 = 72 year old retirement age
Build the Ballroom
A great country deserves great ballroom dancing and you can't have great ballroom dancing without a great ballroom. America has had a love affair with ballrooms going back to the champagne music of Lawrence Welk and even earlier. A country that has no place to throw a proper cotillion is a country in danger of losing its way. I have consistently championed the White House ballroom and I will redouble my efforts.
Pass Poe's Law
When I first sponsored legislation to make parody and satire accounts on social media clearly label themselves or face criminal prosecution for fraud, these kind of trickster accounts were already a big problem. However, as the internet has spread, it's reached a critical point. It's time to once and for all stop these frauds and imposters from terrorizing social media.
Rename More Stuff
America has allowed too many cities, states, products, and even people to keep names that remind us of foreign countries. Under my plan, cities and states named after foreign companies will be renamed America, as will products with other countries’ names in them, including foods, clothing, automobiles, and appliances. We will also review the names of Americans whose names do not sound sufficiently patriotic and give them the opportunity to adopt a more American name. No one will be forced to change, but they will be strongly encouraged to understand that America is a country, not just a word at the end of a campaign slogan.
Improve Congressional Pay and Work Conditions
If we want to continue to be represented in Congress by only the best people, we need to improve their work conditions. I am calling for an 80% percent pay raise and a limit on how many days we can be called into session. We have already been in session for 72 days this year after a whopping 135 days last year! Enough already! We need a remote option for Congressman on the West Coast who don't want to constantly be traveling all the way back to The Capitol just to legislate.
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